掩耳盗铃：捂住耳朵，铃就不响了吗？

Long ago, a man wanted a bell. 从前有个人想要一口大钟。 The bell was too heavy to carry. 钟太重了，搬不动。 He thought of breaking it. 他想把钟敲碎再搬走。 But the noise would wake people. 可是钟声会把人吵醒。 So he covered his own ears. 于是他捂住了自己的耳朵。 He thought others could not hear it. 他以为别人也听不见。 That is the joke of the story. 这就是这个笑话的笑点。